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mr grady
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it was pretty windy here last night too

i expect the curry i had may have been a factor!
mr grady
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please blame it on my age, and that im due a mid life crisis........but i find sabrine so very sexy!
perhaps its the "woman and powerful car" thing.........im not saying women shouldnt drive cars like that at all. fair play to her, she is an excellent driver...and bloody gorgeous to boot!

puff, puff, pant.........lust over!!!!
mr grady
S2 licensed
Quote from MorroW :I use left-foot braking in LFS (haven't never brake with right foot I think) and
also in real life, if I just need to brake a bit, not change gear.





I'm not 100% sure, but there should be drivers who don't do LFB.
I think it was in this season ITV live where they talked about this...

damon hill was a RFB, and barrichello was til he tried LFB.

for the record, i RFB IRL in my manual car (lfb feels so weird and unsafe) but in LFS LFB feels so right with my momo pedals.
mr grady
S2 licensed
im guessing somewhat at the time, but it could be 20 odd years ago.

at my cousin's house on his amiga i played stunt car racer.

im sure thats what it was called.

you had to "drive" around what i would discribe as a rollercoaster type track, which had large gaps in.
you had to time your jumping and landing just right, great fun and at the time amazing sounds/graphics and gameplay.
mr grady
S2 licensed
this is what i get when i try to install 3.02
mr grady
S2 licensed
best of luck my friend.

i wish you all the best, and at your young age you will need it!
mr grady
S2 licensed
only problem with 4.0 is...........

it says its the usb version, when my wheel is serial port.
mr grady
S2 licensed
thanks guys
mr grady
S2 licensed
Quote from 510N3D :Software installed?

ive tried installing 3.02 drivers, but get an error.
MS sidewinder & FF
mr grady
S2 licensed
Im using an old Microsoft sidewinder steering wheel.
its connected by a serial port connection, not USB.
it has the same FF button and power supply, but i have no FF even if i select it in the game.
any help to get the Fantastic Force Feedback Feeling?


cheers
mr grady
S2 licensed
Breizh, i was agreeing with you 100%, my other comments were my own, not knocking what you poster. sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
mr grady
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Quote from Breizh :Ok, CSU, why don't you open up a non profit org to fund Saddam's upkeep?
He can contribute to society neither from his cell, nor in public life, so what's the point in letting him drain public resources?
What non barbaric solution do you have to Saddam's barbaric way of life? What can you do to him that will guarantee he does no further damage to others, that's less barbaric than locking him up? Who are you expecting to fund the continuation of his life as a lock up, and how do you excuse locking him up as any less barbaric than putting him out of his misery?
You probably think putting down rabbid dogs or horses with broken limbs as worse than letting them live as though it was no issue?

Here Here!
the man is getting what he deserves.
the thousands of lives he destroyed through his brutal dictatorship can't be brought back, but they can be avenged by his execution (not murder).
he ruled by using fear, the same way a bully operates. i was always told to stand up to a bully as its what they dislike.
for what its worth, i agree that the uk an us should have removed him from power. i dont agree with the way they have tried to create a free socity there, but i cant knock them for trying.
to all those anti-war protesters.....where was your voice when iraq invaded kuwait. if you had protested in iraq you would have vanished from the streets, taken by the ruthless baath party and tortured and killed.
remember, at least here you have the opportunity to express your opinion.
mr grady
S2 licensed
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story ?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass goodbye!

and its goodnight from me.
mr grady
S2 licensed
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?


im off to cook the tea............latersssssssssssss
mr grady
S2 licensed
two parrots are sitting on a perch.

one says, "can you smell fish?"




im sorry if this offends any parrots or fish.
mr grady
S2 licensed
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again either!"
mr grady
S2 licensed
Quote from Thorvertonian :What have Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?

Skid marks on their helmets

brilliant joke..........now wait for the PC backlash mate.
mr grady
S2 licensed
Quote from farcar :Racist and xenophobic. Yeah, I'm pretty offended.
There is really no need for this in such a culturally diverse and tolerant forum.
You're just showing you're ignorance.

my mother was offended by the hoover joke.........

my scottish neighbour wont talk to me now because of the golfing joke

and as i watch top gear im offended by the helmet joke

am i f*ck

get a life.
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mr grady
S2 licensed
Guy Ritchie regrets giving Madonna his credit card and telling her to go out and buy herself a nice little black number.


a muslim woman knocked at my door. i didnt open it, i just stared at her through the letterbox....see how she f***ing liked it.


hope no offence was caused by these jokes........if it was, tough!
mr grady
S2 licensed
nice pics smax

ive owned 4 fords and they have been pretty damn reliable.

ive got a 2.0 mondeo (stop laughing at the back) which i had my mid life crisis with. its lowered 40mm, ST24 alloys, a full janspeed exhaust system and a K&N induction kit, so it sounds nice and shifts pretty good.

it beats the crappy GM van i drive (ford gearbox's are sweet and cant be beat IMO)

knock fords all you like, i like them, and my next ford will be an escort soft-top, AKA a skip!
mr grady
S2 licensed
Quote from wheel4hummer :Does my hand count? Sometimes I cheat on my right hand with my left...

LMAO!
mr grady
S2 licensed
Im not gay, but my boyfriend is.
mr grady
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Quote from Doorman :Being 65 and telling people I race online, I receive slightly raised eyebrows. When they see the kit I use to do it I get 'My god!'s. Oddly enough they all want to have a go on it though.

firstly, fair play to you sir, there should me more online racers with your life experience (thats PC for "old")

and i know exactly what you mean about them seeing the kit, exactly the same for me and any mates that ive invited over.

the only time ive felt "geeky" about telling anyone about LFS was when i was chatting to a guy on my round.(im a postie).
he owns a small car dealership and races locally driving a modified toyota MR2. i got the impression he wasnt too impressed when i told him i race online.
mr grady
S2 licensed
Well done Alonso. A worthy champion.

and, for all the reasons why i hate schumacher, i have to admit he did drive a stormer...........but i am so glad he didnt win.

BTW, i have a short vid clip of Kimi on the grid....just incase anyone missed it.
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mr grady
S2 licensed
Quote from Hoellsen :Different situation. In Monza Alonso was on his outlap, meaning not putting in a timed lap. Therefore he was in blue flag situation, which means he must yield (all in theory, I didn't see any blocking there either). The BMW yesterday was on his flying lap meaning he does not have to yield.

If you wanna bitch, try to get your facts straight.

see my other post above above.............
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